Don't be a stray cat.
I know some people are cat lovers. I am not. Cats don’t seem to care about anything until they want something. They are takers and live life with an arrogant expectation that we need to feed them, clean up after them, give them free massages and expect nothing in return. If you like cats and are ok with this arrangement, I am not judging you. If you behave like one as a teammate, then I don’t want you on my team.